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How to eat a pineapple?Step 1: Buy the pineapple.
Step 2: If you think the pineapple is too small, go back and repeat step 1. This time be careful. Else, go to step 4.
Step 3: If you still get a small pineapple, then ask someone who can read the above two steps to get it for you. Else, go to step 4.
Step 4: Say thanks to God.
Step 5: Sharpen that knife if not already done so.
Step 6: Chop away the spikey parts of the pineapple.
Step 7: If you are unable to do so, ask that person who helped you get it to do it for you. Chances are that person probably has had more experience. Proceed to step 9.
Step 8: If you can't anyone to do it for you, then I'm guessing you never had the pineapple in the first place. You may stop reading now. Go to step 1.
Step 9: Don't try to cut as close to the surface of the fruit beneath. You will still see the spikey thingies there.
Step 10: Now, once the spikey thingies are removed, keep it on a nice plate, wash your hands and throw away the waste. If you are impatient, move on to s
Dreams of realityA pair of eyes;
Open and stare through the lights,
Into the darkness of doom.
And yet they smile,
Yet they smile.
A drop of tear;
Seeps through the garden of death;
Falls to the mortal soil.
Dreams and desires will blend again,
To render the roses alive.
I am floating through a vision.
Like ripples, floating through the pond of life.
Can reality be so real?
Let me drown again,
Into the silence of familiar noise.
As I wander through the lanes of reason and passion.
The flame of hope burns bright,
Drenched in the colors of freedom.
So let my dreams unravel my soul,
As darkness fades away;
And let mortality draw me closer to destiny.
As these pair of eyes,
Open to stare through the lights again.
Is this reality?
Can reality be so real?
Time passes by, as the eyes keep staring;
Staring at the distant lights;
Staring beyond the distant skies.
What do they see?
What do they long?
What do they desire?
Then the skies will break down;
White lightning striking the dreamy clouds.
Moments will tur
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